Top Eleven of 2011

1. TOPS. No, I'm not talking about graphic tees. Ick. That shit went out with bands with cool animals in their names. I'm talking about shit like fucking this, man. You don't give a shit what I think were the best eleven things that happened in the last three hundred and sixty-five days, yet I'm pretty freakin' sure you'll read your ass to the end of this list. Go ahead. Try and defy me. See what happens.