But I have a new idea for a summer job.
Watching the 2000 movie Life-Size starring Lindsay Lohan and my favourite, Tyra Banks, puts me in mind of the former's current house arrest. I hear she's planning to spend her quality time with herself painting before her "July 2 sober birthday bash".
One day that shock of natural red is emerging from an unlikely football helmet, the next it's bleached blond streaked with acrylic. It's gotta be tough being exposed to so much so soon. I know I suffered due to the high number of "novelty ID" outlets situated in the Yonge-Dundas area of Toronto. So this is what I propose:
Lindsay, let's hang. You've got tons of cash, and I've got hair-dying tips. Probably not as good as the frosted ones on your hairstylist of the constantly shifting sexuality, but trust me, I can make up for it with witty jokes, trashy movies (none of them starring you or Ms. Banks, if you prefer) and virgin caesars. Let's make a deal.
AMY
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